Unpin Me

Pininterest is the latest technology I'm avoiding. I don't know if I spelled it correctly, and I don't care. I don't like the association with pins. Pins stick me when I reach for one, they're unnecessarily sharp, they fall on the floor and roll away, or hide in the carpet and stab me like scorpions. I'm not interested in pins, because they're not interested in me. They actually like to hurt me. Pininterest is only for people who get along with pins. I prefer pens. The worst they do is smudge my thumb and middle finger pad. Sorry! That's okay, little pen. You didn't mean it.